Caption Contest Winners

The Santa Cowabunga! Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

(AFP/Mychele Daniau)

The Winners:

First: William d’Inger – The red burka and white veil were fashion flops, but the beach umbrellas sold tolerably well.

Second: maniakes – Curse Ann Coulter for converting all the Iraqi children to Christianity! How can I be jolly when I’m wearing a fur suit in 110 degree weather?

Third: TimmerThe moment before we learn under all those layers, wig and fake beard…Santa is a guy who shouldn’t wear a thong.

Honorable Mention:

GollumSanta heads back, concluding that the topless area of the elf beach isn’t really such a hoot.

charles austin – I am the walrus.

Lionel – Next year, I replace Rudolph with a GPS device!

McGeheeAfter the freak North Pole sandstorm, Santa was pleased to see that his Reindeer Emergency Location System was working perfectly.
Now if only he could find some elves to dig them out…

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“So this is Pismo Beach!”

After the Christmas of 2006, Al Gore only ever got coal for Christmas.

The Thursday contest is wishing you happy horidays.

FILED UNDER: Blogosphere, , , , , , , ,
Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.