Caption Contest Winners
The Please DO NOT Feed the Jinger Bears Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/David Longstreath)
The Winners:
First: Caliban Darklock – This season, many stores are offering more holiday-themed Thais
Second: McGehee – “Hey Santa! Me make toys for you long time!”
Third: Bandit – “I’m not cut out to be an elf and make toys. I want to be a dentist.”
Honorable Mention:
tomax7 – …so there were these three elves in a bar…
William d’Inger – After a slow Christmas, Santa was forced to outsource his Nevada “ranch” hands to make ends meet.
yetanotherjohn – Son, I know you think you are too old to sit on Santa’s lap, but trust me on this one.
SgtFluffy – Since the Gnomish Incursion, Santa has had to outsource his help.
Gollum – Naughty. Naughty. Verrrry naughty.
charles austin – Piece on earth.
The Rosie the Racist Award
kaos – Ching ching chong Rosie ching ching chong eat chin chong ching ching me ching chong chong ching be’atch!”
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
Call girls waiting for yetanotherjohn.
Michelle Malkin couldn’t discern if this was some leftwing or rightwing dream she was caught up in, but she was not amused.
The 
Monday Contest is ready to hit the waves.
