Caption Contest Winners
The The Dogma ate my Homework Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
First: FormerHostage – A reporter for VNN (Vatican News Network) interviews Chris Matthews.
Second: McGehee – Although Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith declined to appear in the third Men in Black movie, producers did manage to maintain continuity with the first two films.
Third: Steven L. – As the seasons progressed, critics charged that American Idol had lowered its standards yet again.
Mark – The future Pope Benedict XVII blesses UGA VI.
Maggie – Even the good Father couldn’t exorcize the demons in PETA.
Caliban Darklock – For luck in the election, Hillary decided to get herself blessed.
Gollum – Seeing Buster’s reaction, Claude began to wonder about all those afternoon “visits” the priest had requested when Buster was just a pup.
elliot – Mark was just following the veterinarians orders, but she didn’t know the difference between ‘exercise’ and ‘exorcise’
charles austin – Who let the dogma out? Who? Who? Who?
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
The bulldog was wary and knew what to expect after “Piesu Domine, Dona Es Requiem…”
“No, I think your doctor meant you should exercise your dog.”
The Great Karnak’s prognostications
A: ♫UGA Chakra, UGA Chakra UGA UGA UGA Chakra…♫
Q: “How do you bless the spiritual energy of the University of Georgia Athletic Department?”
A: ♫UGA Shaka, UGA Shaka UGA UGA UGA Shaka…♫
Q: “How do you bless a University of Georgia fan about to go surfing?”