Caption Contest Winners
The Unbearable Lightness of Being Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/CP, Tom Hanson)
The Winners:
First:(tie) DL – Will work for ice
First:(tie) elliot – Spritney Bears infamous crotch shot.
Second: Hodink – Al Gore contemplates testifying before Congress while visiting the summer cottage of John Edwards
Third: Lionel – “Waiter, another Global Warming margarita please.”
Honorable Mention:
Maniakes – “This message brought to you by Canadians for Global Warming”
yetanotherjohn – The PR firm of Dewey, Cheatham and Howe cited their polar bear public image turn around from baby seal eating monster to symbol of global warming.
Maggie – Although a hero to Hollywood, Al Gore has incurred the wrath of PETA by wearing real fur to keep warm.
charles austin – “Oh look, the polar bear is so cute and cuddly. Hey, has anybody seen little Joey?”
SgtFluffy – Sadly, the UN gift shop has been stuck with thousands of “Kyoto the Polar Bear.”
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“Crap, I thought going clubbing with Paris Hilton meant whackin’ baby seals.”
Al Gore: (Thinking) “Man if I knew getting the Nobel Peace Prize Nomination was gonna be this much work…”
“Yeah I like Happy Feet… barbequed.”
“Sure ain’t Pismo Beach.”
The 
Thursday Contest is already singing “She’s Not There.”
