Caption Contest Winners

The Unbearable Lightness of Being Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


(AP Photo/CP, Tom Hanson)

The Winners:

First:(tie) DL – Will work for ice

First:(tie) elliot – Spritney Bears infamous crotch shot.

Second: Hodink – Al Gore contemplates testifying before Congress while visiting the summer cottage of John Edwards

Third: Lionel – “Waiter, another Global Warming margarita please.”

Honorable Mention:

Maniakes – “This message brought to you by Canadians for Global Warming”

yetanotherjohnThe PR firm of Dewey, Cheatham and Howe cited their polar bear public image turn around from baby seal eating monster to symbol of global warming.

MaggieAlthough a hero to Hollywood, Al Gore has incurred the wrath of PETA by wearing real fur to keep warm.

charles austin“Oh look, the polar bear is so cute and cuddly. Hey, has anybody seen little Joey?”

SgtFluffySadly, the UN gift shop has been stuck with thousands of “Kyoto the Polar Bear.”

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“Crap, I thought going clubbing with Paris Hilton meant whackin’ baby seals.”

Al Gore: (Thinking) “Man if I knew getting the Nobel Peace Prize Nomination was gonna be this much work…”

“Yeah I like Happy Feet… barbequed.”

“Sure ain’t Pismo Beach.”

The Thursday Contest is already singing “She’s Not There.”

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.