Caption Contest Winners
The Year of the Pig Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/David J. Phillip)
First: elliot – Oh, goodie a new box of cigars!
Second: FormerHostage – In a huge upset, former President William J. Clinton won the Arkansas State hog calling contest using his own version of the standard call: hillll…a…reeeeee…reeeee…reeeee
Third: serr8d – Nancy Pelosi..Janet Reno…Hillary..and you think I got into politics to meet women?!
yetanotherjohn – Is that a white spot on the blue tie?
Caliban Darlock – I do believe in fairies! I do, I do, I do!
Mike – She thinks she can win!
Gollum – We were talking about her numbers and she said, “Well, maybe I’LL go on Arsenio and play some kind of instrument,” and I said, “Yeah, baby, how about a skin flute?” and she’s like, “That’s a good idea, is it hard to play one?” and I’m laughing my f#%$* a#$ off and she says, “What, you mean Arsenio isn’t on anymore?”
DaveD – Bill is beside himself after winning his first OTB Caption Contest.
Ken Starr – And then Monica says, “Damn, Mr. President, look what you’ve done to my dress!” So I say, “Hey, I’ll pay for the dry cleaning.” And Monica says, “Oh, no! I’ll never have this dress cleaned now! It’s too very special!” And I say, “Yeah, you’re right – who’s gonna know?”
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
(thinking) “Finally I’ve got a shot at nailing Anna Nicole Smith.”
Bill, upon finding that as First Man he’ll have hiring authority for his own intern staff.
So just how does Hillary look with the new Britney-Do?