Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, February 19, 2007 · 3 comments

The Year of the Pig Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AP Photo/David J. Phillip)

The Winners:

First: elliot – Oh, goodie a new box of cigars!

Second: FormerHostage – In a huge upset, former President William J. Clinton won the Arkansas State hog calling contest using his own version of the standard call: hillll…a…reeeeee…reeeee…reeeee

Third: serr8d – Nancy Pelosi..Janet Reno…Hillary..and you think I got into politics to meet women?!

Honorable Mention:

yetanotherjohn – Is that a white spot on the blue tie?

Caliban Darlock – I do believe in fairies! I do, I do, I do!

Mike – She thinks she can win!

Gollum – We were talking about her numbers and she said, “Well, maybe I’LL go on Arsenio and play some kind of instrument,” and I said, “Yeah, baby, how about a skin flute?” and she’s like, “That’s a good idea, is it hard to play one?” and I’m laughing my f#%$* a#$ off and she says, “What, you mean Arsenio isn’t on anymore?”

DaveD – Bill is beside himself after winning his first OTB Caption Contest.

Ken Starr – And then Monica says, “Damn, Mr. President, look what you’ve done to my dress!” So I say, “Hey, I’ll pay for the dry cleaning.” And Monica says, “Oh, no! I’ll never have this dress cleaned now! It’s too very special!” And I say, “Yeah, you’re right – who’s gonna know?”

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

(thinking) “Finally I’ve got a shot at nailing Anna Nicole Smith.”

Bill, upon finding that as First Man he’ll have hiring authority for his own intern staff.

So just how does Hillary look with the new Britney-Do?

The Monday Contest is already making BLT’s.