Caption Contest Winners

The Dubya On Board Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


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The Winners:

First: stillearly – Wow, you could fit 5 Scooter Libbys in this trunk!

Second: McGehee“And, Mr. President, this baby can go this far without recharging!”

Third: elliot – Well no, that’s not a trunk. It holds the 400 miles of extension cord…

Honorable Mention:

MaggieNo, Mr. President. Al Gore’s body won’t fit in the truck. After he won the Oscar, his head is about this big.

yetanotherjohnNow I know a lot of democrat party people think I’m not to smart, but even I can see the problem with this here electric car.

Anderson – “Mr. President, your invention is … very, um, creative … but have you considered an electric car that runs on batteries?”

LJD – Are you gonna git in the trunk, or does the Secret Service have to help you?

Stormy DragonI don’t care how big the built-in TV is, when I proposed a $1.2 billion electric car initiative, I didn’t mean to spend it on just ONE.

Lionel – “Did I hear you right, I can use Dick Cheney’s pace maker to jump start this thing?”

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“So now the power is switched on right… I don’t want a repeat of that Segway incident.”

“Wow, that’s even roomy enough for Hillary Clinton’s ego.”

“So you can tell it’s a Republican by its trunk, ha… very funny sir.”

Vieau: “…and it comes with a defib packaged made especially for Dick Cheney.”
Bush: “From what Senator Obama says, Senator Clinton could use a de-fibber too.”

“Well when Al Gore said he wouldn’t be caught dead in it, it was just as figure of speech sir.”

The Thursday Contest is already being a big tease.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.