Caption Contest Winners

The I’m Not Touching You Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

(AP Photo/Chris Carlson)

The Winners:

First: KennyGirl in tiara: I’m the most real person here.

Second: MaggieClinton: “Shut my mouth and kiss my grits!”

Third: charles austin“There’s no basement in the Alamo?”

Honorable Mention:

elliot – Why Monica, fancy meeting you here.

yetanotherjohnThis is the face of the democratic party.

GollumTall Agent Purple Tie was eventually sent home for accidentally bumping his “weapon” into Miss Los Angeles’ back a few too many times.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

Hillary: “… and that Vince Foster kept pointing with his finger too saying ‘I’m not touching you, I’m not touching you.'”

Girl in tiara thinking, ‘Last time I kiss a frog …’

DRUDGEBREAKING: Once out of the South and in California the southern drawl is replaced with, “Well gag me with a spoon…”

The Thursday Contest is already clowning around.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


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