Caption Contest Winners

The Golden Ticket Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


A lot of good entries, as usual, the top three were very close.


(Reuters – Handout)

The Winners

First: T. Harris – Wrecked for life: Good for one free Helen Thomas bikini calendar.

Second: McGehee“Dear Charlie: I am the widow of the former Finance Minister of Nigeria. . .”

Third: BitheadFlorida officials couldn’t explain how little Timmy’s ballot had chads on it, nor could them explain how a 9 year old got in to vote in the first place. But these issues didn’t stop his vote for the Democrat from counting. . . three times.

Honorable Mention:

charles austinCool! A signed, irrevocable letter of transit. But who̢۪s this Ugarte fellow?

Scott_T – “Run Charlie Run! Ted Kennedy is coming for your Golden Ticket to the Myers Rum Company.”

jimWith this golden ticket, you have been inducted into the Kennedy Family.

I Like the Sentiment Award

Jim“The bearer of this Golden Ticket is entitled to see originalist thinking returned to the Supreme Court in their lifetime” WOW! It’s a dream come true!!

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel


“Wow, free Admission for one to the Washingtonienne, enter in rear.”

Good for having one former US military person sign form 180. Redeem anytime

While Slick Willie, Wonkette, and the Fudge Factory did develop a cult following it never enjoyed the popularity of the original movie.

SENATE HEARINGS — FREE PASS
“Boy, I’ve got to get this to John Roberts, quick.”

“Wow, Fifty percent off on Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis. I’ve gotta email my friends about this.”

The Monday contest is way out there.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.