Caption Contest Winners
The What’s Covered With Sand and Glows In The Dark? Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
One day, making tracks
In the prairie of Prax,
Came a North-Going Zax
And a South-Going Zax.
And it happened that both of them came to a place
Where they bumped. There they stood.
Foot to foot. Face to face.
— Dr. Seuss
Photograph: Paul J Richards/EPA
First: elliot – Hey, Michael Richards, Don Imus here.
Second: Cowboy Blob – Gesundheit!!
Third: G.A. Phillips – Now that the war is over we can drill here.
Dave Schuler – Blogospheric civility inspectors
Bithead – When you see these two guys entering your office, you’re likely to get the rest of the day off.
Ugh – This safe-sex thing has gotten way out of hand.
RALPH – TEHRAN? I THINK YOU PASSED IT.
McGehee – As long as they can tell the difference, that’s all that matters.
Wyatt Earp – “Oh God, I’ve got to vent this thing again! dammit… Taco Bell!”
yetanotherjohn – Paparazzi stake out the site for Paris Hilton’s next ‘accidental’ up skirt flash.
Ingress – “Whew, World War 3 is over. Just the two of us guys left. Wanna watch Brokeback Mountain?”
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
The I Just Crapped My Pants — Industrial size
“Well Mahmoud, downtown Tehran isn’t so busy any more.”
“So Mahmoud, how do you stand on nuclear waste?”
Cheney: “Well that’s another fine mess you’ve gotten us into Dubya.”
As Scientists, they were outstanding in their field… of Nuclear Waste Disposal.