Caption Contest Winners

The What’s Covered With Sand and Glows In The Dark? Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

One day, making tracks
In the prairie of Prax,
Came a North-Going Zax
And a South-Going Zax.

And it happened that both of them came to a place
Where they bumped. There they stood.
Foot to foot. Face to face.
— Dr. Seuss

Photograph: Paul J Richards/EPA

The Winners:

First: elliot – Hey, Michael Richards, Don Imus here.

Second: Cowboy BlobGesundheit!!

Third: G.A. Phillips – Now that the war is over we can drill here.

Honorable Mention:

Dave SchulerBlogospheric civility inspectors

BitheadWhen you see these two guys entering your office, you’re likely to get the rest of the day off.

Ugh – This safe-sex thing has gotten way out of hand.


McGeheeAs long as they can tell the difference, that’s all that matters.

Wyatt Earp“Oh God, I’ve got to vent this thing again! dammit… Taco Bell!”

yetanotherjohnPaparazzi stake out the site for Paris Hilton’s next ‘accidental’ up skirt flash.

Ingress – “Whew, World War 3 is over. Just the two of us guys left. Wanna watch Brokeback Mountain?”

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

The I Just Crapped My Pants — Industrial size

“Well Mahmoud, downtown Tehran isn’t so busy any more.”

“So Mahmoud, how do you stand on nuclear waste?”

Cheney: “Well that’s another fine mess you’ve gotten us into Dubya.”

As Scientists, they were outstanding in their field… of Nuclear Waste Disposal.

The Monday Contest is ready to put the hammer down.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. elliot says:

    Thanks for first last week – Elliot