Caption Contest Winners
The P.O.T.P Convention Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
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First: Maggie – OK, so we just SIT here doing nothing until the next issue of Newsweak comes out?
Second: McGehee – “Psssst, Ahmed! How do you spell ‘Koran,’ anyway?”
Third: maniakes – Why do you automatically assume, just because I’m the only one here who’s clean shaven and towel-less, that I’m the CIA infiltrator? That’s stereotyping, man!
Moose – Though a fashion risk, Abdul felt his Bob Evans tablecloth headcovering was just the ticket to stand out from the crowd.
Sgt. Fluffy – Dammit Akbar! You told me we werenÃ¢€™t “wearin” today.
The Man – Akmed was stumped by question #4 on his Jihad 101 final exam: What historical event was caused by the evil Jews? a) Gulf Wars I and II b) September 11th c) Weekend at Bernies II d) World War II e) all the above
yetanotherjohn – ‘Casual dress Friday’ didn’t seem to work out as planned.
Most Tasteless? uhhhhh. . . Yes
uhhhhh . . . No – Sample Saudi Arabia word problem: A plane takes off from Boston at 7:45 am travelling at 525 miles per hour. New York is 200 miles away. . .
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“Like I said before, its at the cleaners. At least I didn’t swipe a table knapkin. Oh, no offense Mohammed.”
The David Letterman Top Ten things to do with a Dead Camel did not go over with the Kuwait delegation as well as the writers had anticipated.
“What? This was free hat day? Why doesn’t anyone tell me these things.”
“Did Jew fart?”
“No I thought Jew did”
“Yes that was 47 Lamb Shwarma to go please.”