Caption Contest Winners

The P.O.T.P Convention Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

(AP Photo/Gustavo Ferrari)

The Winners

First: Maggie – OK, so we just SIT here doing nothing until the next issue of Newsweak comes out?

Second: McGehee“Psssst, Ahmed! How do you spell ‘Koran,’ anyway?”

Third: maniakesWhy do you automatically assume, just because I’m the only one here who’s clean shaven and towel-less, that I’m the CIA infiltrator? That’s stereotyping, man!

Honorable Mention:

MooseThough a fashion risk, Abdul felt his Bob Evans tablecloth headcovering was just the ticket to stand out from the crowd.

Sgt. FluffyDammit Akbar! You told me we weren’t “wearin” today.

The ManAkmed was stumped by question #4 on his Jihad 101 final exam: What historical event was caused by the evil Jews? a) Gulf Wars I and II b) September 11th c) Weekend at Bernies II d) World War II e) all the above

yetanotherjohn – ‘Casual dress Friday’ didn’t seem to work out as planned.

Most Tasteless? uhhhhh. . . Yes

uhhhhh . . . No – Sample Saudi Arabia word problem: A plane takes off from Boston at 7:45 am travelling at 525 miles per hour. New York is 200 miles away. . .

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“Like I said before, its at the cleaners. At least I didn’t swipe a table knapkin. Oh, no offense Mohammed.”

The David Letterman Top Ten things to do with a Dead Camel did not go over with the Kuwait delegation as well as the writers had anticipated.

“What? This was free hat day? Why doesn’t anyone tell me these things.”

“Did Jew fart?”
“No I thought Jew did”

“Yes that was 47 Lamb Shwarma to go please.”

The Thursday contest has already started.

Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.