Caption Contest Winners
The At Least We’ll Always Have Paris Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
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The Winners:
First: charles austin – “You can have my rifle when you pry it from my cold, dead, … ouchee, I broke a nail!”
Second: Pudge – “Daddy! The trust fund check was late again!”
Third: Kent G. Budge – Now that’s a killer ensemble.
Honorable Mention:
Cowboy Blob – The Range is Haawt!
William d’Inger – Now there’s a gal who knows how to date Phil Spector.
Gollum – Be vewy, vewy quiet . . . I’m hunting papawazzi . . . heh-heh-heh-heh!
elliot – Well, fair is fair…YOU shoot, I SHOOT!
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“I’m for gun control, I use both hands.”
Jake Blues would not get away this time.
Everyone thought it good that Paris had found God, until it was revealed the God she had found was Allah.
The 
Thursday Contest has already assumed crash position.
Woo Hoo! Now the monkey can dance.