Caption Contest Winners

The Do You Have Any Grey Poupon Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

(AP Photo/EyePress)

The Winners:

First: GollumDieter Zetsche’s job prospects had fallen mightily since the whole Chrysler debacle.

Second: Steven TaylorMike Holmgren gets a new endorsement deal.

Third: Paul Barnes – So environmentally friendly, even Rosie O’Donnell endorses it.

Honorable Mention:

Phil Smith – “I’m telling you, the finish on this car is absolutely impenetrable. As you can see, it’s been sealed.”

John425 – Seal says: You like me! You REALLY, REALLY like me!!!

yetanotherjohn – New evidence of dangerous faults with North Korea’s nuclear program surfaced across the border in China.

Hermoine – “Greetings everyone. I’ve just come from the restroom where I enthusiastically engaged in inappropriate conduct.”

BitheadDon’t the women all get prettier at closing time?

Stormy DragonThe used car looked well cared for, but it later turned out to have a defective seal.

Dave schuler(Lingerie-wearing elephant seal optional)

elliot – Oh good, my sardine and anchovie pizza is here. I’m famished.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

DRUDGEBREAKING: Enumclaw Motors offers car with tight seals. Developing…

Walter was awarded the car. but was later arrested for transporting illegal levels of fish in a mercury

A big fish aficionado was only bidder on the former Paris Hilton car.

The Monday Contest is now learning hand signals.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Gollum says:

    Thanks, Rod!