Caption Contest Winners

The Officer Of The Loo Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now FINALLY over.

(AFP/File/Mannie Garcia)

The Winners:

First: John425 – Lemme touch it and see if you have what it takes to make Craigslist!

Second: elliot – Okay, I might have did it. Let’s shoot for it, two out of three. Rock, scissor, paper……

Third: Su BertonMy first mistake was getting caught — My second mistake was pleading guilty — My third was thinking the cop was interested.

Honorable Mention:

yetanotherjohn – Craig told reporters that he was resigning and that he was not wearing pants under his raincoat.

Tlaloc – I had a distinctly not-gay wide fingered grip on his ball sack…

Rachel Edith – “Well look. Those of you who use restrooms simply to void should heed astronaut, Lisa Nowak. Wear diapers.”

Charles AustinShake?

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

…and then he says, “I am an officer of the loo.”

“Anyone have McGreevey’s address?”

“Well the Gay Signal Code is more a guideline than an actual code.”

“… and I was just tappin’ along to John Lee Hooker in my head… &#9835 Boom boom boom boom &#9835

Tap three time on the stall floor if you want me.
Twice on the pipes, means the answer is no.

“I da Ho! Dat’s who.”

The Thursday Contest is still looking for Tonto.

Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.