Caption Contest Winners
The Officer Of The Loo Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now FINALLY over.
First: John425 – Lemme touch it and see if you have what it takes to make Craigslist!
Second: elliot – Okay, I might have did it. Let’s shoot for it, two out of three. Rock, scissor, paper……
Third: Su Berton – My first mistake was getting caught — My second mistake was pleading guilty — My third was thinking the cop was interested.
yetanotherjohn – Craig told reporters that he was resigning and that he was not wearing pants under his raincoat.
Tlaloc – I had a distinctly not-gay wide fingered grip on his ball sack…
Rachel Edith – “Well look. Those of you who use restrooms simply to void should heed astronaut, Lisa Nowak. Wear diapers.”
Charles Austin – Shake?
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
…and then he says, “I am an officer of the loo.”
“Anyone have McGreevey’s address?”
“Well the Gay Signal Code is more a guideline than an actual code.”
“… and I was just tappin’ along to John Lee Hooker in my head… ♫ Boom boom boom boom ♫”
Tap three time on the stall floor if you want me.
Twice on the pipes, means the answer is no.
“I da Ho! Dat’s who.”
The Thursday Contest is still looking for Tonto.