Caption Contest Winners

The Brakeman Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



(AFP/Tengku Bahar)

The Winners:

First: yetanotherjohn – Your carbon offset dollars at work.

Second: Paul Barnes – Chris “Mindfreak” Angel thought he could be run over by a train. He was.

Third: Anderson – Finally, General Petraeus saw the light at the end of the tunnel.

Honorable Mention:

Hoosier DaddyRaja ensured himself a date for the night by pulling the train the last six feet with just his tongue.

yetanotherjohn – Before congress would receive the generals report, they required him to perform twelve special tasks.

Michael – Soylent Green, the new alternative energy!

elliot – ….So that’s why they call it a ‘pullman.’

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Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel


TrackSkiing was the next logical progression after hood surfing.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Paul Barnes says:

    Man, I am moving up in the world…

  2. rodney dill says:

    At least you’re on the right track