Caption Contest Winners

The Whole Ass Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



(AP Photo/The Daily Journal, Jeffrey Hage)

The Winners:

First: Steven L. – Voice of from above: “It votes against the army plan, or it gets the hose again. . . .”

Second: charles austinApocalypzoo

Third: Steven TaylorIf you think this is bad, you should see the elephant.

Honorable Mention:

BitheadThe Democrats after the election

Deathlok – Kerry: “He didn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground.”

elliot – Well, well, well. Just what the world needs another a**hole.

yetanotherjohn – What progress in Iraq? I don’t see any progress from where I’m sitting.

Maniakes – I can has exit strategy?

Su BertonThis is what happens when a donkey talks too much.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

Sally Field at the Emmy’s

Even though they both belonged to him, Teddy Kennedy couldn’t tell one from the other.

Maybe he’d be more fierce with a frickin’ laser mounted on his head.

Does this hole make my Ass look fat.

“Why the long face Senator Kerry?”

Bill Clinton: “No its not Hillary’s, no way she could fit her ass down that small a hole.”

“OK Shrek, I’m ready to shut up now.”

The dreamscream Thursday Contest is already screaming for ‘SERENITY NOW.’

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Bithead says:

    you know what they say about opinions….