Caption Contest Winners
The Hassan Chop Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/Meet The Press, Alex Wong)
The Winners:
First: FormerHostage – McCain: Dynamite? DYNAMITE? There’s no dynamite in “Rock, Paper, Scissors” you idjit!
Second: markm – Sen. Kerry:”TIM, Tim, his foot JUST touched mine AGAIN” Sen. McCain:”BITE ME GHENGIS, Tim i’ve got a wide stance ya see…”
Third: John425 – Kerry: He was for it before I was for it before I was against it. And I was against it before he was for it again, but never against it…before.
Honorable Mention:
brainy 435 – Kerry: “I’m not touching you! I’m not touching you!” McCain: “Well, I’m about to “touch” you…”
Dantheman – Russert: Whose tie is too bright for our cameras?
elliot – McCain: “Senator, point at me again and I’ll karate chop your finger!”
DaveD – John McCain ponders the strategy of making a fist and re-deploying it to his right
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
New Sequel to Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, out this Fall — Pointing Provocateur, Chopping Ginsu
McCain: “I know ten ways to kill a man with my bare hands.”
Kerry: “I only know one. Here pull my finger.”McCain: “SERENITY NOW!”
The 
Thursday Contest is already visiting the Democrat Underground Underworld.
