Caption Contest Winners

The Hassan Chop Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



(AP Photo/Meet The Press, Alex Wong)

The Winners:

First: FormerHostage – McCain: Dynamite? DYNAMITE? There’s no dynamite in “Rock, Paper, Scissors” you idjit!

Second: markm – Sen. Kerry:”TIM, Tim, his foot JUST touched mine AGAIN” Sen. McCain:”BITE ME GHENGIS, Tim i’ve got a wide stance ya see…”

Third: John425 – Kerry: He was for it before I was for it before I was against it. And I was against it before he was for it again, but never against it…before.

Honorable Mention:

brainy 435 – Kerry: “I’m not touching you! I’m not touching you!” McCain: “Well, I’m about to “touch” you…”

Dantheman – Russert: Whose tie is too bright for our cameras?

elliot – McCain: “Senator, point at me again and I’ll karate chop your finger!”

DaveD – John McCain ponders the strategy of making a fist and re-deploying it to his right

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

New Sequel to Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, out this Fall — Pointing Provocateur, Chopping Ginsu

McCain: “I know ten ways to kill a man with my bare hands.”
Kerry: “I only know one. Here pull my finger.”


The anubis Thursday Contest is already visiting the Democrat Underground Underworld.

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.