Caption Contest Winners

The Stormin’ Mormon Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



(Brian Snyder/Reuters)

The Winners:

First: DAveD – “…Uh… Dare”.

Second: GollumVoice from the back row: “What . . . is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?”

Third: Jay Wills – What happens if I pull your finger?

Honorable Mention:

Hodink – “When’s the free lunch?”

Scott_T – Why yes, the Morman magic underwear is suprisingly comfortable.

stillearly – “How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?”

John425 – Romney: You are not a living Mormon God- but I am, neener neener…!

Anderson – “But not that, okay? Not that.”

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

(sound of crickets chirping)

“If a chicken and a half, lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how many eggs can nine chickens lay in nine days?”

“What is your favorite color?”

The klaatu Thursday Contest is still looking for Alan Parsons.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Dabo says:

    Dang — I’m too late. Anyway, here goes:

    “Mr. Mitt, Mr, Mitt – can you show me where the letter “H” is in “anything”?”

  2. rodney dill says:

    Heh… too late, but that is a good one.

  3. DaveD says:

    Cool! Thanks for the first place!