Caption Contest Winners
The Stormin’ Mormon Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(Brian Snyder/Reuters)
The Winners:
First: DAveD – “…Uh… Dare”.
Second: Gollum – Voice from the back row: “What . . . is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?”
Third: Jay Wills – What happens if I pull your finger?
Honorable Mention:
Hodink – “When’s the free lunch?”
Scott_T – Why yes, the Morman magic underwear is suprisingly comfortable.
stillearly – “How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?”
John425 – Romney: You are not a living Mormon God- but I am, neener neener…!
Anderson – “But not that, okay? Not that.”
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
(sound of crickets chirping)
“If a chicken and a half, lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how many eggs can nine chickens lay in nine days?”
“What is your favorite color?”
The Thursday Contest is still looking for Alan Parsons.
Dang — I’m too late. Anyway, here goes:
“Mr. Mitt, Mr, Mitt – can you show me where the letter “H” is in “anything”?”
Heh… too late, but that is a good one.
Cool! Thanks for the first place!