Caption Contest Winners
The “I Dance Like Elaine Who?” Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/Mike Rozman/Warner Bros.)
The Winners:
First: Wyatt – Still more proof that two white guys can’t dance. (Wyatt’s on a roll)
Second: Kenny – “But under my domestic policy there’ll be dogs for everyone!”
Third: John425 – Auditions for the regrouping of “The Village People” continue apace. Here, two contestants have trouble spelling out the “YMCA Song” gestures.
Honorable Mention:
DaveD – And, basically, it all continued to degeneres from there.
Dantheman – A new way for voters to decide on Presidential candidates — who would you rather dance with?
markm – Obama: “oh YES, my kids will love to walk this imaginary adopted dog. Are you sure it’s ok that I take it??” Ellen: “what kind of problems could it possibly cause???”
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
Ellen: “OK, but what does ‘fart like a butterfly, stink like a bee’ mean?”
♫ …
Dressed up like a million dollar trouper
Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper (super duper)Come let’s mix where Rockefellers walk with sticks
or “umberellas” in their mitts,
Puttin’ on the ritz.
… ♫America contemplates having ‘Happy Feet’ for president, versus the wife of ‘Happy Pants.’
The 
Thursday Contest would like to be a Pepper too.
