Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, November 12, 2007 · 3 comments

The Do You Want That Sumo-sized? Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AFP/Yoshikazu Tsuno)

The Winners:

First: Gollum – And let’s not even think about the puu-puu.

Second: John425 – Hmmmm….I’d like to chew this over for a while.

Third: yetanotherjohn – When I say this girl was hot, I mean she was cooking rice and boiling water for tea.

Honorable Mention:

Bithead – (Not recommended for parents with Nursing infants.)

MikeM – And now a bra for the woman who is a “real dish”.

Scott_T – The first dishwasher-safe bra.

peterh – Chopsticks only… no slurping on this set…

The Zen of Haiku Award

Cowboy Blob –

November Caption
There is a Nip in the Air
Not a Nip Slip, Perv!

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

We ordered the soup and partook wontonly.

So hot the noodles never go past al dente.

Chopsticks? I think I’d rather fork her.

The Monday Contest has already made a leap of faith.