Caption Contest Winners

The Fly My Pretties Fly Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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(AP Photo/U.S. Army, Sgt. 1st Class Kevin Mcdaniel)

I really don’t like the practice of declaring everyone a winner or of not having some sort of closure to a contest, but this one is the closest one I’ve seen at OTB where nearly everyone deserves some mention. This set of captions were all Hilarious. That being said I still brutally cut down field to the winners and the honorable mentions. There’s a tie for First Place which hasn’t happened for a while.

The Winners:

First(tie): markm – In another first, former President George H.W. Bush on a tandem jump receives a mid-air refueling.

First(tie): Dan SchulerPull over. I’m citing you for following too closely.

Second: DennisSeconds later, The Senior Bush’s Cheeks deployed and he landed safely.

Third: Wyatt Earp“Read my lips: brr, brr, brr, brr, brr,”

Honorable Mention:

BitheadSkydivers go down faster

BitheadSkydivers: Good to the last drop

Dantheman – Flap harder, Icarus!

elliot – So, Mr Craig. I don’t mind teaching you lessons, but this is not what I had in mind.

Rachel Edith – Bush 41 – “I’m gonna find those WMDs.”

G. A. Phillips – I pull your ripcord if you pull mine first…..

John425 – The two man Iranian National Bob Sled Team in practice over Teheran.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“No Mr. President, I’m not a real parachute instructor, but I did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night… with Larry Craig.”

Pretty Fly for a white guy.

“Pull it… pull it… OUCH!! No, Pull the ripcord!”

“They’re testing what missile defense today?”

The ronpaulface Thursday Contest knows where it’ll be when its laxative kicks in.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.