Caption Contest Winners

The Snow Job Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



(Photo by Larry Downing/Reuters)

The Winners

First: Caliban DarklockI am proud to welcome President Uribe, whose country’s fine products I enjoyed for many years… hold on, my PR guy’s waving at me.

Second: the Pirate“Wait, so you’re saying I’m a minority now?”

Third: The ManI prefer the “bro” while Cheney likes the “Man-zier”.

Honorable Mention:

Eric J.“No, Helen, I have not grown man-boobs.”

Maggie – President Bush, in a brave display of his bi-lingual diplomacy, welcomed the President of Columbia to Crawford, saying: “Mi ranch-o es su ranch-o.”

LJD – I am indeed excited to have our special guest here today. In fact, I think my nipples are getting hard.

legion – “This new immigration bill will lift and separate illegal foreigners from our shores.”

Ingress – “Ok, so I used the term ‘womanize’ wrongly. And I did think it meant, well you know.”

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel


“Uh Mr. President, when the reporter said ‘succulent’ he meant the cacti.”

“Ever since I got in touch with my feminine side, I’ve been touching it all the time”

“When I said ‘bro’ I din’t mean Jeb.”

“I bet you’re glad to be here in Crawford, in the warm weather, I hear you have a problem with snow in Columbia.”

The Monday contest has already started.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.