Caption Contest Winners
The Snow Job Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(Photo by Larry Downing/Reuters)
The Winners
First: Caliban Darklock – I am proud to welcome President Uribe, whose country’s fine products I enjoyed for many years… hold on, my PR guy’s waving at me.
Second: the Pirate – “Wait, so you’re saying I’m a minority now?”
Third: The Man – I prefer the “bro” while Cheney likes the “Man-zier”.
Honorable Mention:
Eric J. – “No, Helen, I have not grown man-boobs.”
Maggie – President Bush, in a brave display of his bi-lingual diplomacy, welcomed the President of Columbia to Crawford, saying: “Mi ranch-o es su ranch-o.”
LJD – I am indeed excited to have our special guest here today. In fact, I think my nipples are getting hard.
legion – “This new immigration bill will lift and separate illegal foreigners from our shores.”
Ingress – “Ok, so I used the term ‘womanize’ wrongly. And I did think it meant, well you know.”
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“Uh Mr. President, when the reporter said ‘succulent’ he meant the cacti.”“Ever since I got in touch with my feminine side, I’ve been touching it all the time”
“When I said ‘bro’ I din’t mean Jeb.”
“I bet you’re glad to be here in Crawford, in the warm weather, I hear you have a problem with snow in Columbia.”
The 
Monday contest has already started.
