Caption Contest Winners
The Elephant Gun Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
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First: charles austin – Tackleberry finally gets his wish.
Second: Hodink – “Cheney can’t have all the fun.”
Third: Gollum – “They can take my gun when they pry it out of my cold, dead . . .wait, strike that . . . “
Kalthialior – Well, normally I like to use a bazooka, but this might do for small game.
ralph – THIS THING MUST WEIGH AS MUCH AS ROSIE O’DONNELL.
MikeS – That’s a real pretty toy. Got anything with some kick?
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“…and here all these years I thought the Beatles were singing, ‘A penis is a warm gun.'”
Just call me Fred ‘Van Pelt’ Thompson.
Just another season of ‘Law and Order’
The Monday Contest is already frosted over the Global Warming debate.