Caption Contest Winners
The Jack Frosted Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/Mike Derer)
The Winners:
First: Chris – Polls show that seven out of eight college students get plastered on campus.
Second: Dantheman – In the land of the monochromatic, the two-toned person is king.
Third: Bithead – Ya’ever feel like you were in a Theraflu Commercial?
Honorable Mention:
charles austin – Stu couldn’t believe it, but his decoys were working…
charles austin – I love to watch white people dance.
Dave Schuler – White men can’t jump. Especially when they’re made out of polystyrene.
Paul Barnes – F**king Medusa.
yetanotherjohn – How people tipping got it’s start.
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“No I said let’s whitewash the truth, not the troops.”
I thought they said this campus had nICE people.
Obama and Oprah, find Iowa a harder demographic hurdle than anticipated.
The 
Thursday Contest is already bringing in glowing reviews.
