Caption Contest Winners

The Thirty Days in the Hole Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



(AP Photo/Matt York)

The Winners:

First: yetanotherjohn – Sure, they are clean and sober now, but you can imagine how drunk they were when they first got into those clothes.

Second: Maniakes – The punishment for Dressing While Intoxicated is indistiguishable from the offense itself.

Third: charles austin“What we have here is a failure to accessorize.”

Honorable Mention:

FormerHostage – “What…we have here…is a…failure…to commun’cate.”

BitheadOh common, man… Horizontal stripes with hot pink before five? What’s WRONG with you?

radio free fred – Internet Cracks Down on Chain Letters.

cian – ….what the hell is Anderson doing hanging out with this bunch?

Triumph – Obama supporters reconnoiter in advance of the Iowa caucus.

yetanotherjohn – Justice is blind … and apparently as a consequence has no fashion sense.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“Oh yea, well I used to be Time Magazine 2006 Person of the Year.”

“Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son.” “Clean, sober, and incarcerated ain’t no treat either warden.”

Those Kennedy’s sure know how to throw a masquerade party.

Martha Stewarts influence on incarceration survived for years after her time was served.

The smoking Thursday Contest is still adjusting to Hillary-Care.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Anderson says:

    Am I supposed to be clean AND sober, Cian?

    Hell … one outta two’s not bad, I guess.

  2. Gollum says:

    Anderson – I thought you were the guy with the shotgun . . .