Caption Contest Winners
The Jerry Lee Lewis… Goodness Gracious… Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
First: radio free fred – Pakistan Security Forces Are Off To Their Next Assignment.
Second: Steven Taylor – Heinrich! You misspelled “Fuehrer”! Now NaziFest ’08 is ruined!
Third: Bithead – Interestingly, the TSA didn’t give Harvey any problem getting to his flight
Gollum – For the right price, Wulf was able to choose from the “intercontinental ballistic firework” shelf.
William d’Inger – Denied a Viagra perscription by the Deutsches federal healthcare authority, Hans knew he would need something with which to satisfy the frau on New Year’s Eve.
Steven L. – Well, actually, no… But I am glad to see you.
Rachel Edith – Michael Bloomberg readies his explosive candidacy.
radio free fred – “It’s Better To Put a Rocket In Your Pocket Than Your Finger In A Socket.” ( Or I Got The Gun Powder Blues And That’s Why I Blew It With You. )
RODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“Now all I need is the Explosive Space Modulator”
“Hey Mr Spaceman. won’t you please take me along, I won’t do anything wrong.”
“…Ok, as long as they fit in the overhead bin or under the seat.”
“…just what are the Darwin awards again Daddy?”
“Shut up or the duct tape will come loose and you’ll fall off you bike.”
The Thursday Contest is about to burst.