Caption Contest Winners

The R.O.U.S Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



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First: FormerHostage – Confused by the bright lights, Helen Thomas attends the wrong press conference.

Second: BitheadThe 35 Klieg lights caused problems with his shadow.

Third: charles austinThe paparazzi can’t get enough of Paris Hilton’s beaver.


elliot – Seeing the buxom blond in the crowd, Phil thought to himself…‘a groundhog would, if a groundhog could.’

DoddAfter months of negotation, FOX decided to allow Phil to be referred to on air as a ‘groundhog’ provided the spot began with a Parental Advisory Warning.

Roger – “You like me! You really like me!”

charles austinAlvin continued to deny that he had ever taken Chipmunk Growth Hormone.

Roger – “I predict another four months of the WGA strike.”

MikeM – Suddenly realizing she had mistakenly stumbled into a PETA rally, Jan wished she hadn’t used real groundhog pelts for her costume.

John425 – Puxatawney Phil hopes to score a $400 Edwards haircut for spring.

FormerHostage – *** Cloverfield Spoiler Alert ***

radio free fred – “If The Gloves Don’t Fit You Must Acquit.”


I don’t beleef they exist.

Have you ever had Deja Vu?

You want a prediction about the weather, you’re asking the wrong Phil. I’ll give you a winter prediction: It’s gonna be cold, it’s gonna be grey, and it’s gonna last you for the rest of your life.

“One more ‘Eat a beaver, save a tree’ comment and I’m outta here.”

The maxineThursday Contest is ready to endorse a presidential candidate.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. elliot says:

    Thanks for the HM – Elliot