Caption Contest Winners

The Wrong Day To Give Up Sniffing Glue Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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(AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Hodink – “Negative Ads? Moi???”

Second: William d’Inger – Listen up, Monica, no Lincoln bedroom sleepovers for you.

Third:(tie) Scott_T – Bill, you’re in luck! The giant behind me does like gladiator movies.

Third:(tie) bugalugs – BILL!!!! Put you pants back on! That’s not why it’s called the “cockpit”!

HONORABLE MENTION

physics geek“I see dead people… oh wait, that’s just my campaign.”

Kenny“An election? That’s where a whole bunch of people come together and vote for a person or thing, but that’s not important right now.”

John425 – Hey, Obama! I just kicked your ass in Ohio! How do you like them apples?

charles austinSnake on a plane.

FormerHostage – Home Alone 4: The Day After The Election

Triumph – Just another damn liberal.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“No Hillary our pilot hasn’t flown a plane before, but she was married to an airline pilot for 35 years so we’re good to go.”

“SHUT UP EVERYONE, I”M LISTENING TO THE PEOPLE AND I WANT TO MAKE SURE THEY HEAR ME.”

…assume crash positions… stick your heads between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye, its going to be a bumpy ride to the Whitehouse.

President Bush just signed the executive order… Next stop… Gitmo…

“If the voters don’t understand that I’m to be the next Queen President I just need to speak louder and slower.”

The losthorizonMonday Contest has already taken a stand on global warming.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Michael says:

    “No Hillary our pilot hasn’t flown a plane before, but she was married to an airline pilot for 35 years so we’re good to go.”

    Heh, I kind of liked that one.

  2. rodney dill says:

    I would have picked it for a winner if it wasn’t my own caption, but them I’m biased toward my own captions.