Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Thursday, March 6, 2008 · 2 comments

The Wrong Day To Give Up Sniffing Glue Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Hodink – “Negative Ads? Moi???”

Second: William d’Inger – Listen up, Monica, no Lincoln bedroom sleepovers for you.

Third:(tie) Scott_T – Bill, you’re in luck! The giant behind me does like gladiator movies.

Third:(tie) bugalugs – BILL!!!! Put you pants back on! That’s not why it’s called the “cockpit”!

HONORABLE MENTION

physics geek – “I see dead people… oh wait, that’s just my campaign.”

Kenny – “An election? That’s where a whole bunch of people come together and vote for a person or thing, but that’s not important right now.”

John425 – Hey, Obama! I just kicked your ass in Ohio! How do you like them apples?

charles austin – Snake on a plane.

FormerHostage – Home Alone 4: The Day After The Election

Triumph – Just another damn liberal.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“No Hillary our pilot hasn’t flown a plane before, but she was married to an airline pilot for 35 years so we’re good to go.”

“SHUT UP EVERYONE, I”M LISTENING TO THE PEOPLE AND I WANT TO MAKE SURE THEY HEAR ME.”

…assume crash positions… stick your heads between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye, its going to be a bumpy ride to the Whitehouse.

President Bush just signed the executive order… Next stop… Gitmo…

“If the voters don’t understand that I’m to be the next Queen President I just need to speak louder and slower.”

The Monday Contest has already taken a stand on global warming.