Caption Contest Winners
The Batteries Not Included – Redux Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/Oded Balilty)
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Elmo – Gas prices dropped precipitously with the market introduction of the Diet Coke and Mentos powered Bubble Car.
Second: William d’Inger – Obama thinks, “In simpler times, we could have sent her away in a pumpkin.”
Third: charles austin – So that’s what energy independence looks like.
John425 – President Obama views his government’s newest version of the Humvee/Stryker.
Maggie Mama – No, not a Pivo. I said for Father’s Day get me Tivo.
yetanotherjohn – Sticker price does not include delivery to Mars.
elliot – As he thought, wow this is great technology. I really could have fun pushing the peddle to the metal in this thing. Then he noticed it really had peddles.
Kenny – His boy Elroy was all grown up …
RALPH – CUTEST URINAL I’VE EVER USED.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
That gotta Hemi-sphere
Sisyphus was much happier with this design.
The Ovum 2000 was removed from the market after many fatal head-on collisions with the Spermicycle.
The Thurday Contest thinks Hillary is the opiate of them asses.