Caption Contest Winners
The Star Pupils Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/Xinhua, Ren Yong)
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: floyd – Unfortunately; the third brother got sad one day and drowned!
Second: Steven Taylor – Them TSA guys are sharp dressers!
Third: Elmo – Mmmm …. carrots.
Cowboy Blob – Ocular Jocularity
yetanotherjohn – The Sauron party rally was sparsely attended.
FormerHostage – At least they didn’t go as testicles.
William d’Inger – Cloning experiment contaminated by squid genes.
Justgroovy – I said the “Ides” of March, you doofus, not “eyes”.
Bithead – Waiting for Nod
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Tempting the fates
Unfortunately for Frodo, Sauron’s children continued to flourish in Newark, New Jersey and plotted for the day when they would return to vanquish Middle Earth (Ipse Dixit — circa May 2004)
Don’t treat us like children, we’re wearing Big-eye pants
Queer eye for the Cyclops guy.
“We don’t work together, there is no ‘I’ in ‘TEAM.'”
The Monday Contest runs a little soft in the rear end.