Caption Contest Winners
The The Dupes of Hazard Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/Bob Bird)
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: brainy435 – Well, it’s faster than a handbasket.
Second: FormerHostage – Oscar Meyer isn’t the ONLY one with a Weiner-Mobile!
Third: charles austin – Unsafe at any speed.
HONORABLE MENTION
Bithead – And in the back, a huge trunk, cleaverly hidden by a beige pantsuit.
DL – No chequered flag – just a chequered past.
elliot – After many long and winding roads, dead end streets, uphills, downhills, traveling through many states, logging many miles, low on fuel and dodging sniper fire…the car is still running too.
DaveD – “And here’s a little number you can count on. Sure seen some better days, but man, it just never stops runnin’.”
G.A.Phillips – I keep telling you these hybrids ain’t worth a shit!
anjin-san – Now we know what replaced “The Bitbox”
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Emissions control issues, Clutch slips, Needs a new muffler, he block is cracked…
I thought the spoiler went on the back
Still needs a little body work, but the airbrush does wonders.
Mr. Toad’s wild ride
Now with James Carville for the Trunk Monkey.
The 
Thursday Contest is doing a little saber rattlin’
She really brings out a lot of good entries.
Thanks for the HM – Elliot
Ya know, I really liked the one about the headlights. I wish I’d have thought of it. Thing is, I think I’d have had serious questions about my own sanity, had I caught myself thinking about her bustline. KWIM?