Caption Contest Winners

The The Dupes of Hazard Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



(AP Photo/Bob Bird)


First: brainy435 – Well, it’s faster than a handbasket.

Second: FormerHostage – Oscar Meyer isn’t the ONLY one with a Weiner-Mobile!

Third: charles austinUnsafe at any speed.


BitheadAnd in the back, a huge trunk, cleaverly hidden by a beige pantsuit.

DL – No chequered flag – just a chequered past.

elliot – After many long and winding roads, dead end streets, uphills, downhills, traveling through many states, logging many miles, low on fuel and dodging sniper fire…the car is still running too.

DaveD – “And here’s a little number you can count on. Sure seen some better days, but man, it just never stops runnin’.”

G.A.Phillips – I keep telling you these hybrids ain’t worth a shit!

anjin-san – Now we know what replaced “The Bitbox”


Emissions control issues, Clutch slips, Needs a new muffler, he block is cracked…

I thought the spoiler went on the back

Still needs a little body work, but the airbrush does wonders.

Mr. Toad’s wild ride

Now with James Carville for the Trunk Monkey.

The fencingThursday Contest is doing a little saber rattlin’

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. She really brings out a lot of good entries.

  2. elliot says:

    Thanks for the HM – Elliot

  3. Bithead says:

    Ya know, I really liked the one about the headlights. I wish I’d have thought of it. Thing is, I think I’d have had serious questions about my own sanity, had I caught myself thinking about her bustline. KWIM?