Caption Contest Winners
The Geeser Ginsu Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AFP/William West)
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: markm – TURN..dodge..parry…break a hip.
Second: yetanotherjohn – Who is going to win? Depends.
Third: Bithead – You should not have come, old man….
HONORABLE MENTION
floyd – “let’s stop for a while…I’ve got to take EPEE!”
charles austin – Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
John425 – Medicare cutbacks make transplant candidates much more competitive.
FormerHostage – All we need now are wieners and a campfire.
MstrB – John McCain defends his wife’s honor.
Anderson – Bithead and Anderson settle their differences offline.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Emissions controls issues… wait a minute that was the last contest.
“I’ll gum your legs off!”
“Frankly I’m thrilled when anything sticks out far enough to risk getting cut off.”
I ‘spose its too late to just arm wrestle instead?
The 
Monday Contest has already lost its bounce.
SA-WEET!.