Caption Contest Winners
The Hey… Mock Arena Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/Elise Amendola)
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Anderson – The pantsuit that killed Yves St. Laurent.
Second: Paul Barnes – Richard Simmons makeover goes horribly, horribly wrong.
Third: DaveD – “Let’s see a show of hands out there from those who think I should stay in the race after November.”
HONORABLE MENTION
anjin-san – Come on baby… do the Locomotion!
Gollum – She’s Gumby, dammit!
charles austin – I hear Spielberg is making Close Encounters of the Third-Party Kind.
charles austin – “I’m melting! I’m melting…!”
DL – Hillary just announced she’s moving back to Arkansas to the cheer of the crowd.
MikeM – This IS what it’s all about!
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
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SERENDIPITY NOW
“HEY ABOTT!”
“Hey look everybody, I borrowed John Kerry’s NASA clean suit.”
Stacy and Clinton really have their work cut out for them.
The 
Thursday Contest is already waffling.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA;
You have fallen for my drunken, groanariffic ploy! Unfortunately, I do not even have the excuse of alcohol for that one….