Caption Contest Winners

The Sydney Or The Bush Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



(AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)


First: Brenda – War costs have really cut into the entertainment budget.

Second: elliot – General: In an attack, he would stop at nothing to protect you. Laura: Oh, woody!…er…Oh, would he?

Third: charles austinKiwii want to play.


Steven L. – “I wouldn’t touch that with a ten foot po-well helllooo.”

markm – Laura Bush “That’s sweet haka boy…but didn’t anyone tell you not to bring a stick to a gunfight?”

Cowboy BlobNo longer satisfied with kicking sand on 98-pound weaklings, Butch begins to pick on retired librarians.

BitheadWhen you can row your canoe down a dry lake bed Kwai Chang, without disturbing the pebbles. Will it be time for you to leave.

Suzanne BertonLaura: I can’t wait to get back home and get George to try this out in his skivvies!

brainy435 – Hmmm, would ninjas trump snipers?


“Now is ze time on Sprockets, vhen ve danz.”

The new son-in-law’s family has some rather bizarre marriage traditions.

“Hmmm… I thought kiwi’s were fruit… Oh, he’s doing The French Mistake… nevermind.”

The angelamerkelThursday Contest didn’t see Dubya snatch the pebble from her hand.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. elliot says:

    Thanks for the #2 slot – Elliot

  2. If possession is nine-tenths of the law, I think I own third place. Thanks Rodney.