Caption Contest Winners

The But I’ve Never Seen Sprockets Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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REUTERS/Larry Downing (GERMANY)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: radio free fred – “Too Many Wieners And Not Enough Kraut.”

Second: brainy435 – “Ok, so palms down, hands on your hips, THEN palms up? DAMNIT!… The Macerena is hard.”

Third: DennisMerkel: Would you quit saying “I know a little German.”

HONORABLE MENTION

William d’Inger – It’s “EU”, Mister President, not “eeeeeuu”.

Triumph – Angela, will you be my Monica?

Wyatt EarpMerkel: “I once ate a bratwurst this big!”

ElmoAngela: I was slapjack king of East Berlin High Dub: No kiddin’?

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“Can I carry the invisible pig now? huh… huh…”

The Emperor’s clothes? Why don’t I see nothin’?

You can wish in one hand, and crap in the other… and see which fills up faster.

“Quickly as you can snatch the … Hey! …put the pebble back I wasn’t ready!”

The redeemerMonday Contest is ready to take the plunge.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

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