Caption Contest Winners
The But I’ve Never Seen Sprockets Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
REUTERS/Larry Downing (GERMANY)
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: radio free fred – “Too Many Wieners And Not Enough Kraut.”
Second: brainy435 – “Ok, so palms down, hands on your hips, THEN palms up? DAMNIT!… The Macerena is hard.”
Third: Dennis – Merkel: Would you quit saying “I know a little German.”
William d’Inger – It’s “EU”, Mister President, not “eeeeeuu”.
Triumph – Angela, will you be my Monica?
Wyatt Earp – Merkel: “I once ate a bratwurst this big!”
Elmo – Angela: I was slapjack king of East Berlin High Dub: No kiddin’?
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“Can I carry the invisible pig now? huh… huh…”
The Emperor’s clothes? Why don’t I see nothin’?
You can wish in one hand, and crap in the other… and see which fills up faster.
“Quickly as you can snatch the … Hey! …put the pebble back I wasn’t ready!”
The Monday Contest is ready to take the plunge.