Caption Contest Winners
The Go Fast, Turn Left Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
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✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Cowboy Blob – Sometimes, the race card is called for.
Second: Triumph – Welcome to the world of Obama’s transportation policy.
Third: William d’Inger – The solar powered Canadian model is no match for the flatulence powered Goremobile.
John425 – It was only AFTER they invented bumpers, that bumper car rides became popular.
Maggie Mama – Thanks to President Obama the “Beltway” is rarely congested these days.
elliot – Marge, would you look at that American driver speeding like that. He must be going 15 mph eh?
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
I’m putting you in the wall, Gordon.
Shitty Shitty Bang Bang
The Monday Contest is having an Obamalanche