Caption Contest Winners

The Rally Scoring Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



(AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)


First: BitheadWait here, Girls. I’ll go get my speedo…

Second: John425 – Bush: “OK. It’s 3rd and long. Misty-you break right, I’ll fake a punt, and Kerri, you…”

Third: bains – …yeah, but my daughters can drink you under the table!


Cowboy BlobHey Ms. Walsh, is that “W” on yer backside fer someone we both know?

markm – Bush: “Lets cut to the chase, no matter how this turns out, I’ll say i’m wanting a paternity test and you two say you don’t want one…that will buy us a day or two before the media covers us like a blanket”

William d’Inger – We know it’s got lots of sun and sand, Mr. President, but Riyadh is not on our schedule.

charles austinThe photographer strategically positioned Keri Walsh to spare the president any further embarrassment.


Confucius say, ‘Woman with head in sand, have crack up.’

So its really NUCLEAR… No shit.

‘Well it is hot and we wouldn’t mind you being our Commander in Briefs, but what would the MSM say?’

“Spike their commie asses.”

“I don’t even want to know where the sand gets to.”

“So you think Rally Scoring would work in Congress?”

“Well as Rumsy would say, you go to the Olympics with the team you have…”

The fettsquadThursday Contest hasn’t found the ‘droids its looking for.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. William d'Inger says:

    Thanks for the nod, Rod. I was hoping something would go right for me today.

  2. Bithead says:

    Getting cheeky is a specialty.

  3. rodney dill says:

    Much like Bush, Bithead, you got a two banger.

  4. Bithead says:

    Do I?
    Well, don’t tell my wife, OK?

    Oh… two wins, you mean.
    Oh yeah.
    Never mind.