Caption Contest Winners

The Magnum Opus P.I. Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



(AP Photo/David Cheskin-pa)


First: elliot – Soldier, I’ll have you know that I fought in Waddle Canal. (…must’ve served as an aquamarine… – rd)

Second: yetanotherjohn – I know what to do if the emperor has no clothes, but this is ‘above my pay grade’.

Third: Willim d’Inger – “That’s him, but I won’t seek a paternity test.”


BitheadLook at this, Herbie… a lawn dart with legs!

markm – Penguin: “SOLDIER…do I amuse you? think i’m funny?, how, like a clown?”

FormerHostage – “Where are you from, son?” “Madison City, Missouri, sir!” “….Never heard of it.”

ElmoYa think this Speedo makes me look short?


“Alright which one of you took the last of the Strawberry’s and Ice Cream?”

“Niagara Falls!!!!…. Slowly I turned…”

“I am not like other famous Norwegian’s on your Kroners.”

“Nope, I’ve never been on the Telly”

The lookinginterestedThursday Contest thinks you can prevent forest fires..

FILED UNDER: Uncategorized, ,
Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. William d'Inger says:

    Thanks, Rodney. Bronze ain’t too shabby. I mean, you’ve got to live life while you’ve got the chance. I suppose you realize JonBenét Ramsey would have been 18 years old this month? It’s too bad I didn’t think of that before the college thread got so far down the page.

  2. elliot says:

    Hey, thanks for the first place slot – elliot