Caption Contest Winners

The Boat to Now Where? Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



(AP Photo/Eric Gay)


First: Dyre42Barges? We don’t need no stinking barges!

Second: steve – A three hour tour my ass!

Third: yetanotherjohn – As the truck drove away, Popeye was heard to say “How embarrasking”


ElmoAs more and more PUMA’s abandon ship, Biden was heard to mutter: “I Think We’re gonna need a smaller boat”.

markm – “Ok guys, if THIS doesn’t work I say we build a giant wooden Badger and….”

Maggie Mama – Gee, Lieutenant, where’s Proud Mary?

BitheadTransformer technology comes to the Coast Guard

charles austin Cheating at the bass fishing tournaments has really got out of hand.

anjin-san – “The fundamentals of the economy are strong”, insisted Captain McCain.

G. A. Phillips – Some try to organize a community, and then again some try to save it, no matter what the cost, how they look, or what people think, say or do to them.

elliot – Periscope?? Periscope my ass….AHHHH!

Wishes On A Speedy Recovery Award

John425 – Psalms, 107:23-30, KJV


Prepare the deployment of the USS Barack Obama, community organizer intervention skiff.

“Does this make my stern look fat?”


The hepingpingThursday Contest is glad he found love at tall.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Alan says:

    Okay, lets try to put all the weight near the rear of the boat. We don’t want to plow through the water. 🙂