Caption Contest Winners

The Donkey HOkey Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



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First: John LittlePhoto find proves Obama’s early drug use worse than admitted.

Second: Floyd – Looks like an uphill climb for the hedge funds!

Third: G.A.Phillips – 40 acres of weed and a mule?


BitheadThe aftermath of the Guiness Word record attempt at the largest game of “Pin the tail on the donkey”

markm – A young, inexperienced Obama releases a trial balloon of his proposed Wall Street bale-out.

DL – Someday, when I grow up, I’ll ride a donkey right into the whitehouse, and that ain’t hay!

Jim – I used to be a broker on Wall Street

physics geekThat’s a mighty hairy ass you’ve got there.

ElmoUsing the Star of Bethlehem as his guide, Ahmadinejad arrives at the U.N.. And is euphorically met with thunderous applause and deafening cheers by his panting followers …. Puff Daddy, Alec Baldwin, Matt Damon, Michael Moore, Scarlet Johansen, Linda Rondstadt, George Clooney, David Letterman, Keith Olberman, Danny Glover, Barbara Streisand, Kanye West, Rosie O’Donnel, Oprah, the Tooth Fairy, Big Foot, Mickey Mouse, and some guy in a giant hot dog suit carrying a sign that reads: eat me.


Bring me a shrubbery.

Obama never did discover the source of his Ass fungus.

Johnny Hempseed comes to town.

The freehugsThursday Contest has just been promoted to Community Organizer

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. G.A.Phillips says:

    You could have used your addition Rodney, I would have shared my 3rd place with you bro, it was good, and what I was thinking, sort of, hell ita make Snoop Dog happy plus a crap load of my friends.

  2. rodney dill says:


  3. Bithead says:

    Forget it.
    He’s rolling.

  4. markm says:

    Gaah…bridesmaid again.