Caption Contest Winners
The Donkey HOkey Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: John Little – Photo find proves Obama’s early drug use worse than admitted.
Second: Floyd – Looks like an uphill climb for the hedge funds!
Third: G.A.Phillips – 40 acres of weed and a mule?
Bithead – The aftermath of the Guiness Word record attempt at the largest game of “Pin the tail on the donkey”
markm – A young, inexperienced Obama releases a trial balloon of his proposed Wall Street bale-out.
DL – Someday, when I grow up, I’ll ride a donkey right into the whitehouse, and that ain’t hay!
Jim – I used to be a broker on Wall Street
physics geek – That’s a mighty hairy ass you’ve got there.
Elmo – Using the Star of Bethlehem as his guide, Ahmadinejad arrives at the U.N.. And is euphorically met with thunderous applause and deafening cheers by his panting followers …. Puff Daddy, Alec Baldwin, Matt Damon, Michael Moore, Scarlet Johansen, Linda Rondstadt, George Clooney, David Letterman, Keith Olberman, Danny Glover, Barbara Streisand, Kanye West, Rosie O’Donnel, Oprah, the Tooth Fairy, Big Foot, Mickey Mouse, and some guy in a giant hot dog suit carrying a sign that reads: eat me.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Bring me a shrubbery.
Obama never did discover the source of his Ass fungus.
Johnny Hempseed comes to town.
The Thursday Contest has just been promoted to Community Organizer