Caption Contest Winners

The Free Hugs Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



(AFP/File/Anoek de Groot)


First: TanyaLet’s see. Hooters should be just at the end of this hallway…

Second: Rachel Edith –

Dear Free Hugs Guy,
Please hug David Letterman for me.
John McCain

Third: GollumJuan’s business model sucked in the execution, but his fundamentals were still good.


charles austinTANSTAAFH

john425 – “Free hugs? I thought I was gonna get free DRUGS!”

Our Paul – Better read the instructions before I hold up the sign…

yetanotherjohn – It turns out that while the hugs are free, they are the cheap foreign made imported hugs, not the real, genuine American hugs.

brainy435 – “Free finger.” I don’t get it.

BitheadIt was that coupon for a free can of deoderant that changed Cecil’s life.


Oh, I thought harass was two words.

It was then that Ernie found the ‘Make Big Money — Be A Melomine Vendor’ flier.

Let’s see, next one is at ’15 Old House Lane, Chappaqua NY.’

The mccaininatorMonday Contest is taking a little break for retooling.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Bithead says:

    When even this didn’t work, John was finally forced to admit it; his pits really COULD knock a buzzard off a honey dumper.

  2. Bithead says:

    By the way… did you guys see this? Weird timing.