Caption Contest Winners
The Free Hugs Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AFP/File/Anoek de Groot)
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Tanya – Let’s see. Hooters should be just at the end of this hallway…
Second: Rachel Edith –
Dear Free Hugs Guy,
Please hug David Letterman for me.
XO,
John McCainThird: Gollum – Juan’s business model sucked in the execution, but his fundamentals were still good.
HONORABLE MENTION
charles austin – TANSTAAFH
john425 – “Free hugs? I thought I was gonna get free DRUGS!”
Our Paul – Better read the instructions before I hold up the sign…
yetanotherjohn – It turns out that while the hugs are free, they are the cheap foreign made imported hugs, not the real, genuine American hugs.
brainy435 – “Free finger.” I don’t get it.
Bithead – It was that coupon for a free can of deoderant that changed Cecil’s life.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Oh, I thought harass was two words.
It was then that Ernie found the ‘Make Big Money — Be A Melomine Vendor’ flier.
Let’s see, next one is at ’15 Old House Lane, Chappaqua NY.’
The 
Monday Contest is taking a little break for retooling.
When even this didn’t work, John was finally forced to admit it; his pits really COULD knock a buzzard off a honey dumper.
By the way… did you guys see this? Weird timing.