Caption Contest Winners
The McCaininator Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AFP/Mandel Ngan)
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Bystander – In order to stop the nasty rumors, Senator McCain holds a press conference in front of his PC.
Second: Redhand – “Where’s my monkey wrench? I have the judgment and the experience to fix this.”
Third: Moonage – John McCain shows Al Gore how to build an internets.
HONORABLE MENTION
Dennis – Has anyone seen my pants!!!?
Floyd – I’m Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy!
markm – Sen. McCain: “Well, I don’t do CNC programming, my wife takes care of that”
Gasgwar – A part of John knew it wasn’t the crapper. The other part didn’t care.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“….with a nice chianti…”
“Where’s the damned foot pedal for this lathe?”
“Cheeks all symmetrical now Senator.”
The 
Thursday Contest still hasn’t given up smoking.
