Caption Contest Winners

The I Think We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Stick Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



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First: FormerHostage РIn the alternate universe, the Trojan Pi̱ata failed when the soldiers hidden inside were inadvertently beat to death.

Second: Maggie Mama – Despite hard evidence ACORN declares that there is no trojan-horse voting taking place in the early days of this election.

Third: elliot – Ow, paper cut!


BitheadOK, Who’s got the shovel?

G.A.Phillips – Trojan donkey?

John425 – “Obamunist” volunteers offer a gift to unsuspecting Americans.

Floyd – Quit horsing around, and RETURN the post-it notes to the stock room!


The US Border Patrol was understandably suspicious of the gift from Mexico.

All the promises from Obama were placed on post-its and sorted from nose to ass on the empty pinata

Obama’s spread the wealth around execution left a little to be desired.

Obama’s election would’ve been a mandate but far too many ballots in the pinata were votes for ‘PRESENT’

As Menelaus said, “I’m gonna get me some Trojan ass.”

Theodore Rosevelt knew what he was talkin’ about.

The youottervoteThursday Contest otter get a recount.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. elliot says:

    Thanks for the third slot – Elliot

  2. G.A.Phillips says:

    lol, my man is getting the donkey jokes, I was gonna say the “rainbow donkalilition’s new mascot” but it’s inside or should I say a Outside the Beltway joke, and way over most heads.

  3. G.A.Phillips says:

    hey and what do you think about that as a new consolation win category, you, I and triumph should clean up.

  4. DL says:

    As soon as Obama won the Spanish vote, you just knew things were going to get bigger and better.

    An ancient picture was recently found showing the trick horse the Trojans used to invade Mexico.

  5. DL says:

    Actually I’m not dumb enough to submit entrees after the contest is closed -it just that my computer is slooooow enough that even though I pushed the post button a week ago, it just got here.

  6. Maggie Mama says:

    Thanks, Dill.

    DL, thanks for the clarification…I was wondering if there was a Round 2 in captioning.