Caption Contest Winners
The I Think We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Stick Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
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✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: FormerHostage – In the alternate universe, the Trojan PiÃ±ata failed when the soldiers hidden inside were inadvertently beat to death.
Second: Maggie Mama – Despite hard evidence ACORN declares that there is no trojan-horse voting taking place in the early days of this election.
Third: elliot – Ow, paper cut!
Bithead – OK, Who’s got the shovel?
G.A.Phillips – Trojan donkey?
John425 – “Obamunist” volunteers offer a gift to unsuspecting Americans.
Floyd – Quit horsing around, and RETURN the post-it notes to the stock room!
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
The US Border Patrol was understandably suspicious of the gift from Mexico.
All the promises from Obama were placed on post-its and sorted from nose to ass on the empty pinata
Obama’s spread the wealth around execution left a little to be desired.
Obama’s election would’ve been a mandate but far too many ballots in the pinata were votes for ‘PRESENT’
As Menelaus said, “I’m gonna get me some Trojan ass.”
Theodore Rosevelt knew what he was talkin’ about.
The Thursday Contest otter get a recount.