Caption Contest Winners
The Big Rock Candy Mountain Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AFP/Alix Guigon)
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: John425 – Thermostat to 95 degrees? Aye, aye, captain.
Second: Bithead – Why are you snickering like that, Cindy?
Third: Timmer – Dibs on the Cupcakes!
HONORABLE MENTION
Cowboy Blob – Sorry… I ate the panties
Brandon – Sometimes you feel like a nut… sometimes you don’t!
charles austin – The autumn collection from Willie Wanker and the Chocolate Factory.
Bithead – Is the girl, hollow?
Bystander – ” … that’s right, she actually thought Africa was a country … but you didn’t hear that from me.”
Maggie Mama – In an attempt to get more white people watching, Chocolate News has just announced a new co-host, seen in photo above, for David Alan Grier.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Mayor Nagin was actually planning for Chocolate titty
Beware the Hershey squirts
The 
Monday Contest is already planning on new drapes.
