Caption Contest Winners

The Boris Badenough? Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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(Sergei Karpukhin/Reuters)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: DL – This will teach her not to pray in public.

Second: Bystander – Alert Russian security agent discovered how the Ukraine was stealing their natural gas.

Third: FormerHostage – For her own safety, she was arrested before terrorists could blow her up. (Actually is looks a little late for that)

HONORABLE MENTION

DennisHuh?? I don’t see any goat…

ElmoSome inaugural balls began early.

John425 – Russian cop: “Is Amerikanski spy! I must take home and interrogate her.”

yetanotherjohn – It was better under Stalin when they would use a real girl

hpbYuri has a different idea of a ‘stimulus package’.

RogerIf the porn industry doesn’t get their financial bailout, they will hold all sex toys hostage. Here, we see a member of Chippendales, dressed in his soldier dance outfit, demonstrating precisely what will happen.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Natasha Kinky

No, its TSA not T&A

Israel vs. Gaza — in one act

Toldya not to pull the life vest cord.

Brought to you by the courtesy of the $5 Billion federal porn industry bailout.

The legomanMonday Contest is ready for the FIRST Robotics Competition.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.