Caption Contest Winners

The Don’t Give A Sith Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.




First: Kevin R. SiekierskiI find the lack of TP disturbing.

Second: markm – VP Biden: “So…I had a choice of Secretary of State or Vice Predident…and I chose the dark side…awe-dang”

Third: Paul Barnes – Even the Force could not prevent Little Darth from getting caught in the zipper.


Stormy Dragon“Dark Lord of the S**t”

Triumph – Cheney finds the transition to private life to be smooth.

Hodink – “Bad news, C-3PO. R2 is pooped.”

Maggie Mama – Obama is wearing specially designed clothes that are bullet resistant. Totally serious, I am.

William d’Inger – “Oh, bama!”, Vader thought, “Thankfully there’s still time to blame Bush for that Clean Air Act violation.”

ElmoAnyone know how to get MSM off the bottom of my shoe?


“Poo or poo not, there is no try.”

“Man, I got the Kessel runs 12 parsecs ago, I need the Imodium Explosive Space Regulator.”

“Dang, yet another john is full of Sith.”

“Open the Pod bay door Hal”

“Mos Eisley SpacePort-a-Johns, You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy”

The emanual_laborThursday Contest is already thumbing its nose at success.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. markm says:

    I’ll take bridesmaid with a now glaring misspelling. Thanks RD.

    (fo r teh record…teh OTB slellcheck said this wan good to go)

  2. rodney dill says:

    Well you were channeling Biden.