Caption Contest Winners
The Global Shrinkage Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/Ng Han Guan)
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Maggie Mama – On your mark…. Get set…. Noooooooooooo!
Second: Bithead – Research proved that swimming in ice cold water tends to produce Polar-oids.
Third: John425 – Top Russian Olympian, U’ll Freezurnutsov demonstrates his speed-diving skills at Moscow trials.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
DRUDGEBREAKING: Chinese accused of trying to freeze Phelps out of a medal.
The Thursday Contest is already shaving it pretty close.