Caption Contest Winners

The That’s a Fact Jack Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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(AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: brainy435 – “Oh, hey! HERE’S my knife, right where I left it!”

Second: G.A.Phillips – Dude got blue lipstick on my uniform!!!!

Third: markm – On an unexpected stop over at Camp Victory in Iraq, President Obama found himself in the middle of a quagmire.

HONORABLE MENTION

Kevin R. SiekierskiThis turkey is a fake too.

charles austin“You like me. You really like me.”

MikeM- President Obama starts pulling troops out of Iraq, one soldier at a time.

Mike – Thanks for not fulfilling any of your campaign pledges and leaving me in Iraq.

yetanotherjohn – After dodging sniper fire at the airport, Obama hugged his rescuers.

Maggie Mama – Obama was thrilled when the young soldier told him how to handle the Somali pirate fiasco.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“Oh thank you Sir… I’m so happy the media can film the return of our fallen brethren.”

Obama… The gift that just keeps taking away…

Obama was warmly greeted after promising each a visit to the Air Force One Lavatory.

“Hey he has cigarettes… get ‘im.”

The garbosaurusMonday Contest has already gone to the recyclersaurus center.

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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. An Interested Party says:

    Oh, hey! HERE’S my knife, right where I left it!

    Nothing like a little Dolchstoßlegende…how clever, how witty…

  2. markm says:

    I’ll take a third place winner any day. Thanks RD.

  3. Oh, hey! HERE’S my knife, right where I left it!

    Nothing like a little Dolchstoßlegende…how clever, how witty…

    Who says the Left has absolutely no sense of humor?

    Thanks for the HM RD.

  4. An Interested Party says:

    The Left has about as much humor as the Right…I don’t recall you laughing at any of the posts over at Daily Kos about George W. Bush over the last eight years…

  5. Davebo says:

    The Left has about as much humor as the Right…I don’t recall you laughing at any of the posts over at Daily Kos about George W. Bush over the last eight years…

    Possibly because some reasonable folks expect more from James then they do from Kossites, or Bithead or LGF. Oh wait… LGF has actually pointed out some of the idiocy from the right lately.

    I guess a paycheck is a paycheck. Because you surely realize James isn’t an idiot.

    Never mind.

  6. With all due respect, you have no idea what I find humorous although you are quite clearly willing to project some caricature onto my being to make yourself feel superior.

    Now that’s funny.

  7. An Interested Party says:

    re: charles austin | April 14, 2009 | 10:09 am

    Actually, you have already made clear that you find this particular caption contest funny and I feel no need to make myself feel superior to you, so there’s no projection here…I was referring to the collective you, as in, conservatives as a whole didn’t seem to find it too funny when liberals mocked Bush in this way during the past 8 years…depending on whose ox is being gored, humor is often the first thing to go…

  8. So you’re only error is in generalization of the few to the many — you know, us conservatives all think alike, especially when it comes to defending anyone on “our side” of the political spectrum and taking offense when they are criticized. YMMV, by projection seems to fit best here IMHO.

    I’ve been happy to poke fun at Bush and his minions as well when given the opportunity, even if others can’t or won’t. Meanwhile, lots of hopey-changey people do tend to get more than a little touchy when it comes to lampooning The One in a “how dare we” sort of way.

    Sometimes it is less about whose ox if being gored than whose Gore is being oxed, if you know what I mean.

  9. An Interested Party says:

    I didn’t write that all conservatives think alike, I will thank you not to put words in my mouth…but I doubt very seriously that many, if any, conservatives would have found it too funny if someone had joked about Bush stabbing our troops in the back…and thanks for the clinical evaluation…it’s nice to know that Bill Frist has an imitator in these parts…

  10. G.A.Phillips says:

    I’ve been happy to poke fun at Bush and his minions as well when given the opportunity, even if others can’t or won’t. Meanwhile, lots of hopey-changey people do tend to get more than a little touchy when it comes to lampooning The One in a “how dare we” sort of way.

    lol me too, and I think them leftest new age Nazi baby sacrificing tree hugging donkey bl-wing monkey worshipers are going to really hate me for the next four years, oh wait the already do, lol.

    and now I’m collectively on the terrorist watch list because I’m against murdering millions of babies annually, Oops I meant pro choosing them for death.

    And you know there is a big difference between thousands of punk-ss liberals talking sh-t endlessly every single day about Bush because they hate him because they are ignorant of history and reality, and making Jokes about him!

    P.S. for those of you who are new my reference to monkey worship is a slight against evolutionists not against the black half of 666.

    just dint want you to start calling me a racist cause I’m not, I’m only prejudiced against Viking fans and stupid liberal people no matter what color they think they are.

  11. rodney dill says:

    but I doubt very seriously that many, if any, conservatives would have found it too funny if someone had joked about Bush stabbing our troops in the back..

    I dunno, it could be funny… of course, he actually would have to have done it first.

  12. Maggie Mama says:

    One might consider Obama’s HSA labeling the returning military as potential right-wing militia extremists a ‘KNIFE IN THEIR BACKS’

    BUT these troops obviously didn’t hear about the story yet.

    Vet groups are outraged.