Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Thursday, April 23, 2009 · 2 comments

The Iya-toldya How-many Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AP Photo/Vahid Salemi)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Brian Knapp – Against all advice, Iran still desperately searches for a radioactive spider to bite them

Second: elliot – Stupid question!!! WHACK

Third: Rachel Edith – New Yorker Review – The 2009 remake of the 1964 film, Dr. Strangelove, seems more authentic this time around.

HONORABLE MENTION

ReasonableCitizen – “The Wonkivator goes in all directions once we have it repaired.”

Drew – Look, I’m telling you, the wind is from the left. Take the six iron and draw it in……

Hermoine – “You realize our letters are different and so when we do Y M C A, it goes like this.”

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“…the same thing we do everynight… Try and take over the world.”

“Yes, I want camel milk in my coffee, Moron…”

“NO, NO, I am ‘Brain’ and you are ‘Pinky,’ don’t ever forget it.” (WHACK)

“Idiot ‘…A time to gather stones together…’ is biblical reference.”

Every day is hump day in Camel land.

The Thursday Contest is counting down to an early Christmas Season launch.