Caption Contest Winners
The Thus Spake Zarathustra Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/Jacquelyn Martin)
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Stormy Dragon – Phase 2 of Hulu’s evil plan to destroy the world begins on schedule.
Second: bystander – Sesame Street unveils their new delivery system. It is reported that it is now able to reach Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood.
Third: Elmo – A lil sumtin to calm my nerves? Sure …. Thanks. Leave the bottle.
charles austin – “Houston, we have a problem. We appear to have lost one test-tickle.”
markm – Futuristic Elmo visits the Hockey Hall of Fame to view Lord Stanley’s Cup…in the future.
G.A.Phillips – Scared shitless Elmo?
Bithead – Do you like my new space ship? Kermit made it. Uh huh! He riveted alllll over it!
hpb – always thought it was Little Green Men.
Hodink – “Uh, please take me to your Leader.”
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“Well then just what did you mean Perez Hilton, when you said I would get to see Uranus?”
Dennis Kucinich prepares to depart for the mother ship.
NASA aggressively pursues their new mission to deploy the Teleprompt-O-Matic 10000
Overcompensation for something
The Monday Contest is already in a hole, and is digging faster…