Caption Contest Winners

The Thus Spake Zarathustra Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



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First: Stormy DragonPhase 2 of Hulu’s evil plan to destroy the world begins on schedule.

Second: bystander – Sesame Street unveils their new delivery system. It is reported that it is now able to reach Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood.

Third: ElmoA lil sumtin to calm my nerves? Sure …. Thanks. Leave the bottle.


charles austin“Houston, we have a problem. We appear to have lost one test-tickle.”

markm – Futuristic Elmo visits the Hockey Hall of Fame to view Lord Stanley’s Cup…in the future.

G.A.Phillips – Scared shitless Elmo?

BitheadDo you like my new space ship? Kermit made it. Uh huh! He riveted alllll over it!

hpb always thought it was Little Green Men.

Hodink – “Uh, please take me to your Leader.”


“Well then just what did you mean Perez Hilton, when you said I would get to see Uranus?”

Dennis Kucinich prepares to depart for the mother ship.

NASA aggressively pursues their new mission to deploy the Teleprompt-O-Matic 10000

Overcompensation for something

The shovelreadyMonday Contest is already in a hole, and is digging faster…

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. elliot says:

    Sure! I could fly this thing but I would need a hand.

    (Thought of it this the last minute..sent just for fun)

  2. Thanks for the hm ROD-ney.