Caption Contest Winners

The Yes We Cant Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



(AP Photo/Charles Rex Arbogast)


First: DennisI canNOT tink outside deh box…..

Second: G.A.Phillips – With the Sith there are always two, a master and an apprentice.

Third: charles austin“I promise to give you the most transparent government teleprompters ever.”


Steven Taylor… and all graduates today will receive, along with their diplomas, a Barack Obama mousepad.

ElmoDo you think this teleprompter makes my head look big?

Clovis – “Hold on a sec … I’m framing my debate.”

floyd – What’s this? Common sense on my teleprompter??? Not another word until you find the hacker!

Stormy DragonExpecting numerous protestors, Notre Dame decided to install a splatter guard to protect the President.

William d’Inger – “Teleprompter, teleprompter on the stand,
Who is the coolest in the Land?
And if you know what’s good for thee,
You’d better damn sure say it’s Me.”


Home of the Whopper

(Obama thought bubble to teleprompter) “I wish I knew how to quit you.”

yes, the teleprompter does make the ass look fat

…Or maybe his head wasn’t screwed on just right. But I think that the most likely reason of all may have been that his conscience was two sizes too small …

The zombiealertThursday Contest is ready for a weekend at Bernies.

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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.